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ivanoooze: Hold on February 29, 2012 2/29/12 2 + 29 + 12 = 43 George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States He was 62 when he left office 62 - 43 = 19 19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday The 19th Pokemon is Rattata Rattata evolves into Raticate Raticate rhymes with State The 43rd state is Idaho Idaho Potatoes Potatoes…Ireland…. Today will at...

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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.

Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame. 
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay. 
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.